Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ….you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?************ ********* *******Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!************ ********* ********Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: simple bhai , bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.************ ********* **Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.************ ********* *******Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.************ ********* ****Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.************ *********In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?Sardar: liquid state.************ ********* ****INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.************ ********* *******Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.Baap ne puchha ‘kya kar rahe ho?’Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.************ ********* **Two Sardars were walking together.1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.************ ********* *****PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.Khake dekho pata chal jayega.************ ********* ******Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.DR: take this tablet you will be ok.Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game. ... read more »