Its four in the afternoon and Shah Rukh Khan is on the sets of Kya Aap Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hain? The clock is running. The audiences are in their seats and minutes before "Action," SRK is playing basketball with the five kids from the show. Siddharth Basu walks in, with some last- minute instructions for the bacchas, who listen intently. Shortly after, the group takes their places under the lights. An hour later, they break shoot and we head to SRK's make-up room. He tucks into his dabba from home. In between morsels of lunch (at 5 in the evening) he talks about his show, its low ratings, Amitabh Bachchan's digs and more. Read on.